Charge It!
Wherein The Gord keeps his $10.
“How much are Gran Turismo 2’s?”
“They are $30 for a new copy.”
“Very well. I’ll take one. Put it on my account.”
“Who to the what now?”
“Put it on my account, and I’ll take it now.”
“Perhaps you mistake me for a credit card agency, or a person of low intellect. Choose wisely.”
“I have an account here, right?”
“Well, yes. I believe you do.”
“So put it on my account.”
“Sir, that account is for renting games.”
“It’s an account, right?”
“And this is why they say you should stay in school.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Fifteen
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter15.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT