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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 15

More Cheap Madness!

Wherein The Gord keeps his $10.

“Wal-Mart has this game for $20. You’re selling it for $25.”

“Yes, I suppose I am.”

“I want to buy it, but I want to pay $20.”

“Then I suggest you go to Wal-Mart.”

“They’re sold out and not getting any more.”

“Then it looks like you’ll have to decide if true love is worth $25.”

“You should price match.”

“Against a product a store no longer sells? No, that’s quite alright.”

Why do they think I'll go along with their plans to rip me off?
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Fifteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter15.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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