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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 20

More Memories…

Wherein The Gord looks into the computer.

Customer walks in the store.

“Can I use your phone?”

“Don’t you owe me for two games you rented and didn’t bring back, but continually say you’ll be in to pay for them?”

“I’ll pay for them eventually.”

“When you do, then you can use the phone.”

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Twenty

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter20.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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