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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 20

That Would Be A Bad Sound

Wherein The Gord looks into the computer.

Gord is looking at some new rental cases that have arrived at the store for possible purchase. These were the slim line ones often found in CDR packages today, but were still quite new at the time. A soft, bendable plastic that won’t shatter when dropped.

“Thinking of using these as new rental cases Gord?”

“Possibly. They are sexy and I can fit twice as many in a drawer, but I’m not sure about if they’ll keep the CD from being bent.”

“Ya, I see what you mean, all it takes is someone to do this and….”

<SNAP>

<Dramatic pause>

“….uhm… Sorry Gord.”

“Please say that was a demo CD.”

<Dramatic Pause>

“… I’m really, really sorry…”

Gord decided to stick with regular jewel cases until he migrated to DVD cases in mid 2001.

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Twenty

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter20.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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