Don’t Announce Your Evil Plans To The World!

“If someone rents something and doesn’t bring it back, what do you do?”

“The account is forwarded to collections.”

“Ah, ok then. I’d like to rent these four games for a night please.”

Gord sees that all the games are new releases, and multi-CD games.

“Do you have an account?”

“Nope, what do you need.”

“ID and a credit card.”

“Why a credit card?”

“Take a guess. In a book, it’s called foreshadowing.”