Transmorgification!

“This CD doesn’t work.

I gave it to you to resurface, and it doesn’t work in my PlayStation.”

“Really? Well, ok. Let me check to see if there was any top foil damage. If not, I’ll send it out again.”

<customer gives game to Gord>

“Sir… this game is a game for your computer.”

“You said resurfacing would make it run on my PlayStation.”

“I told no such lies.”

“Yeah, that’s what you said!”

“Assuming that your claim was true, would you want to admit that you were

so easily

deceived by such an obvious false truth?”

“Can I have my $5 back?”

“Do I get to scratch your game CD up in exchange?”