Slinkee

“What are you doing?”

“I’m making stairs out of the game cases for your Slinkee to walk down. Again.”

“Why did you pull down so many cases off the wall to do that?”

“I didn’t. They’re from the game rentals you haven’t bothered to put back up on the wall for the last week.”

“Week? Lies. A day. Maybe two.”

“Shouldn’t you put them back on the wall when people rent them? You know, like a real game store.”

“Shouldn’t you be in school?”

“If you force me to answer, I’ll just lie and tell you no.”

“Well, just don’t break those cases. You know how hard they are to replace?”

“Don’t you have a thousand spares in the back?”

“Three hundred rounded to the nearest thousand is zero.”

“With luck, we won’t need them. Rock on, Slinkee”

Sadly, the VM Labs super slinky was not long for this world, and eventually was mortally wounded in an unfortunate accident in the back of the store.