Over an Open Fire

“That’s a pretty good painting on the side of the fridge.”

“Send your thanks to the artist. I had very little to do with it.”

“But I thought you didn’t like Pokemon. Why do you have a Pokemon roasting marshmellows over a fire with a cute girl?”

“It’s not a Pokemon. It’s simply a monsterish creature.”

“Are you sure? Hang on, I’ll check it again.”

<customer walks back to the fridge, then returns>

“Gord?”

“Yes?”

“Why is the campfire in the painting being fuelled by Nintendo 64?”

“Actually, the fire is consuming a Nintendo 64. And a Zelda catridge. It’s a lovely picture, isn’t it?”