Mod Chips

“Do you sell mod chips for the PlayStation?”

“The door is to your left. Try not to let it hit you on the way out.”

“What?”

“I’m politely saying get the hell out.”

“All I’m asking for is a mod chip.”

“All you’re asking for is to steal games, and you’re in a game store. Your mother must be so proud.”

“You’re an asshole.”

“You’re a wannabe thief.”

“You better watch what you say! Things might happen to you!”

“Why? You have a friend who protects you and makes people be friendly to you?”

“I’m never coming back!”

“If I sold you a mod chip, you would never come back anyway. You won’t be missed.”