Fear the Gord!
Wherein The Gord orders the excommunication of three.
Guy walks in who is about 19.
“Do you give cash for PlayStation games?”
“Yes, but we give less for cash than credit.”
“Ok. Well I’ve got nearly 50 of them” and he sets his sports bag on the counter and opens it. He then begins to unload the games onto the counter.
“Do you have any games that aren’t copies of games?”
“You said you paid cash for games!”
“I see. So what you’re saying here is you’re fucking retarded?”
“How about $5 a game?”
“How about you just get the hell out and stop wasting my time?”
“You said!”
“Let’s see… so you expect me to pay more for copied games than what it cost you to make them?”
“It’s how I make money.”
“Fine… fine. “ <Gord grabs CD’s and starts to snap them>
“What are you doing?!??”
“Isn’t it obvious?”
Guy starts tossing what games he can back into his bag to save that he can.
“I’m never coming back!”
“Don’t forget to tell your mom about me!”
And he left, never to return.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Wrath
CHAPTER Chapter One
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Wrath/chapter01.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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