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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 2

My Mom is Never Wrong!

Wherein The Gord refuses to sell the controllers he doesn't have.

“I’m phoning about Jet Moto 3 that you have out to let you know it’s late.”

“That’s ok. It’s been stolen.”

“..err… ok. In that case next time you’re down we can pay for the game then.”

“I said it was stolen. I don’t owe you anything! My mom said that when a game is stolen that I don’t have to pay for it.”

“No, that’s not the way it works.”

So his mom gets on the phone (note: buddy here was 19) and goes off on a rant on how they don’t have to pay for games that are stolen.

And the Gord notes again that genetic repression is a trait passed from parent to child. Account was forwarded to collections.

Why are the easy concepts lost on them? Why?
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Two

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter02.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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