Damn You and Your Proof!

“What’s this about your collection company saying I never returned Resident Evil 2!”

Well, you didn’t return Resident Evil 2. Too complicated a concept?

“We returned it the day after we got it right though the return slot on the door!”

Really?

“Yes!”

Who did exactly?

“He did!” (point to friend).

You did?

“Yes.”

Care to explain how you did that 2 months ago when that drop slot was only put in on Thursday? Here’s the invoice I got a few minutes ago for it. See the date?

<dramatic pause>

“FUCK YOU!” and they storm out.

Note: The reason why they were in was because buddy wasn’t able to get a car loan because this appeared on his credit file… And the Gord was satisfied.