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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF PROPAGANDA · CH. 1

Velcro!

Wherein The Gord shares his short stories of false truths.

“How does a GameShark on the PlayStation work? On a 64 it plugs into the cartridge, but how does it work on the PlayStation?”

“Velcro.”

“What?”

“Velcro.”

“What?”

“You see, you put the game into the PlayStation like this. Then you put the GameShark on top of the game, close the lid, and boom! GameShark action for all.”

The Gord then turned on a machine that was hooked up to the TV and it looked like the machine that he had set everything in to was the one being used.

“Wow! That’s cool!”

And the person then left to tell all his friends.

…two days later…

The Gord is working on the computer when the same person comes in and starts yelling “It doesn’t use Velcro!” and storms out.

“That was odd. “

It took Gord a few minutes to figure out what buddy meant by that, and then it dawned on him how he had spun the tale of Velcro and the GameShark.

Gord later learned that this guy had spent the next two days at school telling everyone who would listen that the PlayStation GameShark used Velcro. He successfully reinforced a low intellectual image he had.

It's not these were small lies, or done to people who were ignorant of the industry. Some days, I feel sad.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Propaganda

CHAPTER Chapter One

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Propaganda/chapter01.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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