The Players Edge!

So there it was, a Friday night at around 9:30 pm. It was a LAN night when people were bringing their computers down for some serious StarCraft action. Well, StarCraft action is always serious, so it’s not out of the ordinary.

Anyway, the music was loud, the lights were half off, and it was generally all good. Then these two guys come to the door.

“Ya, we want to come in and play some free games.”

“I’m sorry” spoke the Gord. “The Gamer’s Edge closed at 9pm. After 9, it becomes ‘The Player’s Edge!’ Since you’re not cute and female, you can’t come in. The hottest night club in town is invite only.”