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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF PROPAGANDA · CH. 2

In The End, It Had A Use

Wherein The Gord was known to have produces many signs.

There eventually came a point when the store had a large stack of used N64s looking for homes. And the door was held open in the spring so that all could enjoy the warming air as we dared to venture outside of electronic entertainment shrines.

Anyway, the Nintendo 64 proves be a very effective doorstop when pushed into the frame.

As it was assumed, this was sacrilegious and offensive to some people, such as blind zealots and those who fought epic battles and lost many friends trying to get an N64 at launch.

So a speech bubble was added:

“This is all I am good for.”

Well, technically that didn’t actually solve any problems. The same people who were mad before were still mad, but everyone else laughed.

It's not these were small lies, or done to people who were ignorant of the industry. Some days, I feel sad.
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BOOK Propaganda

CHAPTER Chapter Two

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Propaganda/chapter02.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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