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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF PROPAGANDA · CH. 2

It’s All In The Attitude

Wherein The Gord was known to have produces many signs.

WWF Attitude. Bad game, and far too many copies produced for the demand. But over the course of a week, Gord had three backorders for it. Probably because it was a third the price of Wrestlemania 2000 back when it first came out.

Anyway, Gord ordered three copies as part of his order. And in the end, got eleven. He wasn’t charged for the extra eight copies, but he honestly did not want them. So he phoned the distributor up.

The distributor didn’t want them back. It was going to cost more in courier costs than it was worth to get them back. They told Gord to keep them.

So Gord did. And created a sign.

WWF Attitude! Gaming has never been this good, and it will never be this good again! Forget the lies that you may have heard that this is a poor game. Those are from WCW fans! They’re just angry because there never was a WCW game as good as this!

But my friends, gaming like this doesn’t come without a price! What will that price be you ask? Why, it’s make up your own price day! That’s right! You name the price! Be warned though, one of two things will happen. Either you’ll get the game at the price you offer, or you’ll get slapped for such an inane offer.

But isn’t the risk for the beauty known as WWF Attitude worth it? You know you have to be the coolest person on your block with this game!

This is the greatest game ever!*

*may not be exactly as good as advertised.

In the end, all copies were sold. Prices ranged from $10 to $20, as well as a trade for two Subway subs from one person.

It's not these were small lies, or done to people who were ignorant of the industry. Some days, I feel sad.
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BOOK Propaganda

CHAPTER Chapter Two

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Propaganda/chapter02.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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