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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 5

They Would Never Lie

Wherein The Gord holds a Tournament.

So Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is returned snapped in half and taped together. So the Gord phones the person who rented it.

“It was like that when I got it.”

“Oh really? And you kept it for an extra week too just because it was broken?”

“Oh, it worked just fine. Soundtrack skipped once in a while, but that was it.”

“You’re not very good at this lying thing, are you?”

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Five

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter05.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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