They Would Never Lie
Wherein The Gord holds a Tournament.
So Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater is returned snapped in half and taped together. So the Gord phones the person who rented it.
“It was like that when I got it.”
“Oh really? And you kept it for an extra week too just because it was broken?”
“Oh, it worked just fine. Soundtrack skipped once in a while, but that was it.”
“You’re not very good at this lying thing, are you?”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Five
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter05.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT