The Correct Answer Is Thursday
Wherein The Gord welcomes the oppressors.
“Here’s your Dreamcast back.”
“Very well then. You want to pay for the extra day charges now or next time you rent?”
“Why do I owe for extra days?”
“Well, it was due back on Sunday.”
“But you closed early on Sunday! I phoned!”
“I do close at 7 instead of 8, but that doesn’t change the return time of being before close.”
“I phoned at 7:30, but there was no answer.”
“Again, I close at 7 on Sundays instead of 8. As well, why are we even having this conversation? It’s now Thursday. Perhaps had you come in first thing Monday morning, I would be prepared to waive the extra day charges.”
“You were closed early on Sunday!”
“Dude, look. It’s now Thursday!”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Eight
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter08.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT