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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 10

Some People Need A Job

Wherein The Gord reveals the truth behind Nintendo.

“What does a PlayStation 2 cost?”

“$449.”

“When is the price going to drop?”

“I would suspect they will be $300 this October.”

“I don’t want to spend more than $100.”

“That’s what a used PlayStation 1 goes for.”

“But I want a PS2.”

“I’m sorry, but StarCraft says I can’t talk to you anymore.”

(note: Sadly, price drop didn’t occur as was predicted.- Oct. 2001)

Why would I sell mod chips? Hell, why not go all the way and start selling copies too so I can make extra money! Do they not think?!
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Ten

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter10.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

TEMPT FATE AGAIN