But… It’s Cash!

“That’ll be $86.51 for the games including tax.”

“How much if I pay with cash?”

“$86.51.”

“You don’t understand, I want to pay in cash.”

“What’s to understand? It’s $86.51.”

“Well, that way you don’t have to keep a record. You could, maybe, keep the money for yourself…”

“I see. So I should steal from the owner. Brilliant plan except that part where I steal from myself, as I’m the owner.”

“Uhm.”

“If you ever plan to rent from me, you will require a credit card.”