Tetris!

“Do you have any Tetris games?”

“Yes, several. Which would you like?”

“Just plain old Tetris.”

“Tetris Plus would be best then, as it’s budget label and it’s got the original Tetris on it.”

“I don’t like it. It has extra game modes I don’t want.”

“Well, you don’t have to play them.”

“I will not buy it! I want just plain old Tetris!”

“Sir, they don’t have it on the PlayStation, they bundle it with remakes.”

“Order me a plain Tetris.”

“Sir, I can’t get one.”

“Then I’ll go to that place in the mall, they’ll get me one.”

“I’m sure they will. I’ll phone them and let them know you’re coming. They’ll thank me forever…”