It Never Ends! Damn it!
Wherein The Gord reveals the truth behind Nintendo.
“Do you have any 3DO’s for sale?”
“Yes.”
“How much?”
“$30.”
“That’s it? I’ve been wanting to get another one for the longest time.”
“How many would you like? I’ve got a stack.”
“I’ll get one later.”
“Now, I’ve been running this store for over 3 years. And as far back as I can remember, you’ve been coming in and asking about buying a 3DO. Now, it’s $30. They’ve always been $30. If $30 is that much of an issue, perhaps you might want to consider choosing a less expensive hobby?”
“Do you rent 3DO games?”
“No. And I didn’t rent 3D0 games last time you asked either.”
“I’ll get one next time I’m in.”
“Of course you will.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Ten
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter10.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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