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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 10

It Never Ends! Damn it!

Wherein The Gord reveals the truth behind Nintendo.

“Do you have any 3DO’s for sale?”

“Yes.”

“How much?”

“$30.”

“That’s it? I’ve been wanting to get another one for the longest time.”

“How many would you like? I’ve got a stack.”

“I’ll get one later.”

“Now, I’ve been running this store for over 3 years. And as far back as I can remember, you’ve been coming in and asking about buying a 3DO. Now, it’s $30. They’ve always been $30. If $30 is that much of an issue, perhaps you might want to consider choosing a less expensive hobby?”

“Do you rent 3DO games?”

“No. And I didn’t rent 3D0 games last time you asked either.”

“I’ll get one next time I’m in.”

“Of course you will.”

Why would I sell mod chips? Hell, why not go all the way and start selling copies too so I can make extra money! Do they not think?!
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Ten

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter10.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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