Who Are You?! And Why Are You Wearing A Red Shirt?

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“Gamer’s Edge”

“Do you still have any used copies of Gran Turismo in?”

“Yes.”

“Could you hold one for me?”

“Sure. What is your name?”

“What is my name?”

“Not a difficult question.”

“Why do I have to tell you my name?”

“So I know who I’m holding the game for.”

“Why do you need to know that?”

“So I know who I’m holding the game for. I believe I said that already.”

“Do I have to leave my name?”

“If you want the game held for you.”

“Can’t you just hold it for me?”

“I am not holding a game for ‘person X’ who might show up.”