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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 12

Why Yes, I Make Money Not Selling Games

Wherein The Gord shares even more gold.

“Do you have any copies of Gran Turismo 3 in?”

“I’m sorry, it won’t be out till mid-July.”

(note: it was mid-June at this point).

“The Wal-Mart flyer has it advertised.”

“That would be because they print their flyers months in advance and they had expected the game to come out by the time it was sent out.”

“It’s available!”

“If it was out, wouldn’t I be trying to sell it to you? That is, after all, how I make money. Plus, if Walmart has it, why don’t you try there?”

“I didn’t see any. They must have been sold out.”

“Of course.”

When Gord is in charge, mandatory classes on being a normal customer will be required for everyone.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Twelve

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter12.php

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