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BOOK / 38 CHAPTERS

THE BOOK OF CHRONICLES

Parchment, memory and the long record. The original chapter index remains the spine of this volume.

[BOOK ART — CHRONICLES] Signature editorial illustration for this volume: parchment, memory and the long record.

CHRONICLES CHRONICLES

THE DENSE INDEX

CHAPTERS

01

CHAPTER ONE

Wherein The Gord says goodbye to a dear game.

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02

CHAPTER TWO

Wherein The Gord spites those who would seek to steal from him!

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03

CHAPTER THREE

Wherein The Gord informs attempts to collect on money owed..

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04

CHAPTER FOUR

Wherein The Gord again finds proof that stupidity is genetic.

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05

CHAPTER FIVE

Wherein The Gord feels great sorrow for the child is the son of the father.

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06

CHAPTER SIX

Wherein The Gord explains that one pays for the game, not the case.

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07

CHAPTER SEVEN

Wherein The Gord only wanted to fix a controller.

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08

CHAPTER EIGHT

Wherein The Gord stands firm against the returning tides of darkness.

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09

CHAPTER NINE

Wherein The Gord refuses to help the undeserving.

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10

CHAPTER TEN

Wherein The Gord returns a phone call.

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11

CHAPTER ELEVEN

Wherein The Gord is saddened by how easily he defeats some opponents.

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12

CHAPTER TWELVE

Wherein The Gord attempts to prevent a great tragedy.

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13

CHAPTER THIRTEEN

Wherein The Gord views inflation in real-time!

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14

CHAPTER FOURTEEN

Wherein The Gord is forced to choose between used and new.

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15

CHAPTER FIFTEEN

Wherein The Gord camps in front of Wal-Mart.

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16

CHAPTER SIXTEEN

Wherein The Gord demonstrates the value of using sugar over vinegar.

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17

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN

Wherein The Gord talks softly of the Virtual Boy.

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18

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN

Wherein The discusses the technical specifications of the Dreamcast.

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19

CHAPTER NINETEEN

Wherein The Gord feels a great sorrow for one who unable to stand tall.

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20

CHAPTER TWENTY

Wherein The Gord finds a customer who lost his memory.

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21

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE

Wherein The Gord is blamed for the errors of others.

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22

CHAPTER TWENTY TWO

Wherein The Gord explains how flight is possible.

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23

CHAPTER TWENTY FOUR

Wherein The Gord proclaims the PlayStation is not a web shooter.

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24

CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE

Wherein The Gord says "run little man, run!"

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25

CHAPTER TWENTY SIX

Wherein The Gord ponders how the truly dumb can drive..

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26

CHAPTER TWENTY SEVEN

Wherein The Gord proclaims he is not a babysitter.

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27

CHAPTER TWENTY EIGHT

Wherein The Gord foils a simple plan.

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28

CHAPTER TWENTY NINE

Wherein The Gord foils another simple plan.

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29

CHAPTER THIRTY

Wherein The Gord corrects a young woman who breaks the law.

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30

CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE

Wherein The Gord reads the messages hidden within.

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31

CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO

Wherein The Gord is called forth to defend his actions.

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32

CHAPTER THIRTY THREE

Wherein The Gord deals with all things Sega.

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33

CHAPTER THIRTY FOUR

Wherein The Gord discusses foreign currencies.

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34

CHAPTER THIRTY FIVE

Wherein The Gord travels to lands afar!

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35

CHAPTER THIRTY SIX

Wherein The Gord confronts conflict!

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36

CHAPTER THIRTY SEVEN

Wherein The Gord recalls of the horror of Fox Hunt.

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37

CHAPTER THIRTY EIGHT

Wherein The Gord defeats a monopolist!

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38

CHAPTER THIRTY NINE

Wherein The Gord imports soda and chaos!

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