Cheap Game Mania And A Half!
Wherein The Gord keeps his $10.
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“Gamer’s Edge”
“Yes, why did you send me to collections over a game I bought?”
“Now that would be a strange oddity. More of a contradiction really. What is your name or phone number?”
<Gord checks the computer>
“Well, that would be because you rented Resident Evil 3 in November for one night, and you didn’t bring it back.”
“I bought it!”
“You bought it?”
“Yes.”
“For $2?”
“Yes.”
“And you didn’t think it was odd that you thought you were buying a popular game for $2?”
“Well, I didn’t get the case. So I thought it was on sale.”
“And I took your drivers license and social insurance card info from you, and I also got your address and phone number, just to sell you a $2 game?”
“I thought I would get a flyer.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Fifteen
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter15.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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