Hang Around With Idiots to Look Smarter!

The setting… The shopkeeper (Gord) is on hold on the phone while three kids walk in. They see an open PlayStation on the counter, so they walk over to see it.

Then, the obvious intellectual of the group starts in…

“You see, being that I’ve taken apart and fixed a couple PlayStations, I can tell you what’s wrong with this unit. First up, the power switch is missing… and blah blah blah blah.”

“Actually, the only thing wrong with that PlayStation is that I haven’t put the lid back on it. It’s all fixed and ready to go.” spoke the Gord.

“Uhm…”