Beware of Slippery Slopes

“Do you have any codes for video games?”

“Not really. I generally don’t use codes. Plus, when I need one I just go on the internet and look it up.”

“You should go on the internet and print me out a bunch of codes for a game I own, Rush 2.”

“Or you could go to an internet cafe and print it out yourself.”

“Why don’t you just do it?”

“Very well, a dollar a page.”

“Why?!”

“You’re asking me to take my take my time and resources to give you something in exchange for nothing. Further, this would be a slippery slope that would undoubtedly lead to yourself and others asking for the same in the future.”

“Then how I am suppose to get the cheat codes?”

“Might I suggest an internet cafe? I do believe I already called your attention to that option”