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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 23

Oddity

Wherein The Gord gives advice to all.

Ten year old child brings Grant Theft Auto to the counter and asks to rent it. Gord speaks to the father.

“Sir, might I suggest a different game? This title isn’t really a title for children due to inappropriate material.”

“Why is that?”

“Substantial violence and swearing.”

“Holy fuck! You’re shitting me! I can’t expose my son to god damned swear words at his age. That sort of shit will fuck him up. That’s bullshit they make games with swearing. What son of a bitch would make a game like that?”

<dramatic pause>

<Gord types into the computer>

Note: Nathan can rent mature games – so says his father.

“Here’s your game. See you in a couple days.”

Oh the memories of running a game store....
...well, that's all of them.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Twenty-Three

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter23.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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