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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 1

Why Buy New?

Wherein The Gord endures the oppression of hackers.

“Do you have any used PlayStations?”

“Not at the moment, only new ones are in stock.”

“I’d like you to order a used one for me please.”

“Well, it doesn’t quite work that way. I can only order them in new.”

“Just order me a used one. I don’t want to pay for a new one.”

“I’m serious here, I can’t just phone up and order used ones as Sony doesn’t sell used machines, and neither do suppliers.”

“Yes they do!”

“No, no they don’t. Trust me on this one, being that I’m the one here with the game store.”

“If you don’t order me a used one, I’m not going to buy one from you.”

“If I don’t order you something that I can’t get, you won’t buy it from me. Sure, sounds about right.”

“Just order me a used PlayStation!”

“You’re not keeping up on the conversation here, or am I just talking to myself?”

Some people shouldn't let their kids out.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter One

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter01.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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