Foreshadowing Again
Wherein The Gord is saddened greatly.
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“Gamer’s Edge”
“May I speak to the manager please?”
“Speaking.”
“Yes. I was phoning to report my ID was stolen and the person has been using it to open accounts to steal games and movies.”
“Very well, what is your name.”
<customer provides name>
“We don’t have an account here with that name. But I will mark it down to prevent anyone from using your ID.”
“Thanks.”
Gord types into the computer beside the account name and number:
Identification stolen. Phone when driver’s licence turns up. Grab the licence and beat the person.
Sadly, the person never did try to use the stolen ID.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Twenty-Five
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter25.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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