Free Game Love Action!
Wherein The Gord resists intellectual osmosis.
When you rent a PlayStation from Gord it costs $5 and includes one free game. Anyway, there was this guy who rents a PlayStation and the one game. Machine comes back fine and on time, but no game.
A couple calls to his roommates and finally buddy here shows up at the store after about a week.
“I got your message that I still have your game.”
“Yes, yes you do.”
“Here it is.”
“Ok, thanks. You want to pay the extra day charges now or next time you rent?”
“What extra day charges?”
“For the game… A dollar a day.”
“But the game was free with a rental of the machine.”
“Well, yes… But the machine was returned.”
“So?”
“Well, that was my point in its entirety really.”
Eventually it was accepted that this was going to cost one dollar per day.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Three
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter03.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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