The Law Firm of Nintendo
Wherein The Gord recalls minor incidents where "the law" was claimed.
“What’s that?”
“That’s Tobal #2. It’s from Japan.”
“That’s illegal!”
“What?”
“It’s illegal to import stuff from Japan!”
“Oh really?”
“Nintendo Power said that it’s called ‘the grey market’ and it’s illegal.
“You’re taking your legal advice from Nintendo, a company that also says that renting games is illegal and that selling used games is piracy?”
“You’re going to get into trouble.”
“Because I bought a game from Japan?”
“Yes. That’s illegal.”
“Stay in school. And invest in a law book before you become a free lawyer dolling out legal advice from the book of Nintendo.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Justice
CHAPTER Chapter One
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Justice/chapter01.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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