Speak Softly and Whine.
Wherein The Gord dodges a circle.
Gord just opened and was in the middle of vacuuming around the TV and cleaning up the area when someone walks into the store. So Gord stops cleaning and heads up behind the counter. This guy walks around the store for ten minutes looking at games, and finally walks up to Gord as he works on the computer.
“I want to play a game on the bigscreen.”
“I won’t be having it turned on for a while as I’m cleaning back there.”
And then he goes back to looking at the games for another few minutes as I continue to type away. Then he comes back to the counter and slams down some game and bellows “I demand that you let me play this game NOW!”
“What? Did you misunderstand me? If you want to play it that badly, just rent the damn thing. And fucking show some goddamned manners! Or do you think because you’re yelling and rude that I’ll just let you play?”
Buddy then stormed out.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Four
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter04.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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