It’s Only Dumb If You’re Caught

Person walks in and decides he really wants to rent Resident Evil 3. So he goes up to the rental cases on the wall and sees that they are all rented. But that didn’t deter him! He took off a rented tag and moved that tag onto another game, then proceeded to bring the game to the counter.

“I’d like to rent this game please.”

“I’m sorry, all the copies of Resident Evil 3 are out.”

“Then you owe me a free rental!”

“And why is that?”

“Because this game was untagged and you made me waste my time. I really wanted to rent it.”

“It was only untagged because you untagged it.”

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“No free rental?”

“No free rental.”