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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 6

Why Aren’t Parts Free?

Wherein The Gord exchanges nothing for nothing.

Gord had one guy bitch because it only took him 5 minutes to replace a defective controller port on his PSX.

“Will you take $10?”

“Uhm. No. It’s $20. We discussed this before I even started.”

“But it only took you five minutes!”

“Yes. It was simply a controller port replacement.”

“I’m not paying $20 for five minutes work!”

“Then I’ll take it out and put back in the broken one.”

“No! Wait! What’s it cost to buy the part by itself?”

“They’re $20. Installation is free.”

“That’s a fucking ripoff!”

“Oh, ok. I’ll just put in the old part then.”

“Fine! I’ll pay the $20!”

“$22.80 sir. There’s tax.”

“Fucking tax. Twenty fucking dollars for 5 minutes work.”

“Sir, that was $20 for a replacement part with free installation. Here’s your unit, here’s your change, and have a nice day.”

How is it that so many people have but one goal in life, and that one goal is to annoy me?
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Six

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter06.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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