The Madness Continues!
Wherein The Gord spites a pirate.
The preceding story was followed five minutes later by a guy who was pissed Gord wouldn’t trade Wayne Gretzky Hockey straight across for Perfect Dark…
“They’re both N64 games!”
“And that would make me a library that gives away new books straight across for crap old ones.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Seven
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter07.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT