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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 8

The Correct Answer Is Thursday

Wherein The Gord welcomes the oppressors.

“Here’s your Dreamcast back.”

“Very well then. You want to pay for the extra day charges now or next time you rent?”

“Why do I owe for extra days?”

“Well, it was due back on Sunday.”

“But you closed early on Sunday! I phoned!”

“I do close at 7 instead of 8, but that doesn’t change the return time of being before close.”

“I phoned at 7:30, but there was no answer.”

“Again, I close at 7 on Sundays instead of 8. As well, why are we even having this conversation? It’s now Thursday. Perhaps had you come in first thing Monday morning, I would be prepared to waive the extra day charges.”

“You were closed early on Sunday!”

“Dude, look. It’s now Thursday!”

Why would I sell mod chips? Hell, why not go all the way and start selling copies too so I can make extra money! Do they not think?!
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Eight

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter08.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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