Amateurs
Wherein The Gord shares even more gold.
<Ring>
“Is Jamie in please?” (note: Jamie had stolen a PlayStation rental system. She provided a false address and false phone number, but she did not realize that Gord took down her address off her ID. This was a follow-up call after first confronting her. -ed)
“You’ll come to fear the shadows!”
(note: This was Jamie’s mother)
“That’s nice.”
“I’m serious!”
“Oh no! The fat woman says her shadow is going to crush me!”
<click>
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Twelve
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter12.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT