Spiritual Engulfment

“Why do you only give $35 for a Nintendo 64 in trade?”

“Why would I give more than $35 for a system that is discontinued and no one really wants, has crap controllers, and a serious dearth of good games that I would only add to the growing stack in the back of the store? Oh my, I just answered your question with a question of a rhetorical nature.”

“Why can’t I trade straight across for a PlayStation?”

“Because I like staying in business.”