Open Yours Eyes Man!

Wherein The Gord holds fast against his inferiors.

Customer looks at game box for 30 seconds.

“Is this a Super Nintendo game?”

“Yes, that would be why the box says ‘Super Nintendo’ on the front in large lettering.”

THE GORD'S COMMENT

Is there a contest running on who can produce the most genetically repressed child? For this theory carries much evidence.

ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Fourteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter14.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.