I Only Wish I Was Smart!

“What’s it take to rent a PlayStation 2?”

“A drivers license and a credit card.”

“If I don’t have that?”

“A drivers license, a Social Insurance card, and a $300 cash deposit.”

“And the machine includes a game with it?”

“Yes, you get one free game with it.”

“How about I just take the machine with no game, and then I don’t have to leave a deposit?”

“So you are of the belief that I’m worried so much about a game, that I’m taking a $300 deposit on a $60 game, and $0 deposit on a $500 system…”

“Well, I don’t have $300.”

“Then you won’t be renting.”