I Make Retarded People Look Smart!

<Ring>

“Gamer’s Edge”

“Yes, I’m following up on a former employee of yours who applied for a job with our company. A Kevin Stevens.”

“A who to the what now?”

“A former employee, Kevin Stevens.”

“I’m afraid no one even close to that name has worked here.”

“Perhaps he worked there before you?”

“Ma’am, I would be the owner and founder of this establishment.”

“Well, he also goes by the name Kevin Krabbendam.”

“I don’t recognize that name either. Hang on, I’ll check the computer.”

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“Well, Kevin has an account here. He rented two games in March of 1999 and stole them. He was forwarded to collections on April 14, 1999.”

“He put on his resume he worked for you.”

“I would theorize that he did that because he is an idiot.”