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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 14

Spiritual Engulfment

Wherein The Gord holds fast against his inferiors.

“Why do you only give $35 for a Nintendo 64 in trade?”

“Why would I give more than $35 for a system that is discontinued and no one really wants, has crap controllers, and a serious dearth of good games that I would only add to the growing stack in the back of the store? Oh my, I just answered your question with a question of a rhetorical nature.”

“Why can’t I trade straight across for a PlayStation?”

“Because I like staying in business.”

Is there a contest running on who can produce the most genetically repressed child? For this theory carries much evidence.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Fourteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter14.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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