By Store, Of Course I Mean Library
Wherein The Gord resents Boxing Day sales.
“That’ll be $3 for two days.”
“Uhm, I forgot my wallet. Can I pay when I bring it back?”
“Sure.”
Customer leaves with rental game. Game is returned on time. Customer tries to rent another game a week later.
“All right then. That’ll be $2 for the game for one night, and you owe me $3 from last time. That makes a total of $5.”
“Why do I owe $3?”
“Because you asked if you could pay for it next time you were in.”
“But I returned it on time. I shouldn’t owe for anything.”
“Do you see the phrase ‘Video Game Library’ on a sign? I know I don’t.”
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Sixteen
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter16.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
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