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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 16

A Simple Answer

Wherein The Gord resents Boxing Day sales.

“What does WWF Attitude cost?”

“$10.”

“What does WaveRace 64 cost?”

“$20.”

“Why does WaveRace 64 cost more than WWF Attitude?”

“Because it’s $20.”

(This person had been VERY annoying by this point. He had been doing nothing but asking pricing questions over and over.)

Is there a contest running on who can produce the most genetically repressed child? For this theory carries much evidence.
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY

BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Sixteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter16.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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