Please Love Me
Wherein The Gord theorizes about sharks.
“What do you sell GameSharks for?”
“$30.”
“How much for a used one?”
“I don’t have any.”
“What if you did?”
“Well, $25 or so I guess.”
“My friend here just bought one for less.”
<dramatic pause>
“That’s nice.”
(What, does he want a medal or something? He bought something for less than I would have hypothetically sold it for if I had any in. Congratulations.)
ABOUT THIS ARCHIVED STORY
BOOK Annoyances
CHAPTER Chapter Seventeen
SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter17.php
NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.
THE GORD'S COMMENT