I ‘m A Master Hacker! Can I Have Free Stuff?

Originally this lad was dismissed as an idiot as he was going on about how he took six broken PS1’s and made three working ones with them… Then went on to try and rent a machine.

“If you’ve got 3 working ones, why do you want to rent one?” questioned Gord.

“Uhm… ya… So I want to program, and I’ve got four programs I’m working on right now, so I need a fourth machine. Because you see, to program a PS1, you need to leave it hooked up to the computer the whole time you’re writing the one game.”

“I’m sorry. It’s time for you to go.” spoke the Gord.

Then he brings his dad in to sign up an account, and then it’s “Why do I need ID or a deposit to rent a machine?” and “$5 to rent a machine? You can buy them for $140!”

You just know they’re related.