How About We Don’t Smoke?

Customer walks in smoking.

“Sir, this is a non-smoking store.”

“This place was better back when you let people smoke here!”

“It’s always been non-smoking.”

“No it wasn’t.”

“Yes, yes it was. Being that it has always been my store and since day one it was non-smoking. Plus, city bylaws dictate that all retail establishments are to be non-smoking.”

“You’re just saying that so I won’t smoke.”

“You’re right. You got me. You’ve seen right through my evil plan.”

“I’m glad we came to an understanding.”

“However the evil plan is still in effect. No smoking.”