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ACTS OF GORD
THE BOOK OF ANNOYANCES · CH. 19

Ask An Honest Question, Get An Honest Answer

Wherein The Gord speaks the truth.

“Which of these two games is better?”

“Is syphilis better than AIDS?”

All I need to do now is invent "annoying customer spray" that will keep them at bay, and the world will be a better place.
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BOOK Annoyances

CHAPTER Chapter Nineteen

SOURCE https://actsofgord.com/Annoy/chapter19.php

NOTE Original wording, spelling, emphasis, and paragraph breaks preserved from the recovered archive.

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